Happy Hallowe'en!

One of my all time Favourite PLays in the CFL

Pat Woodcock never ate oatmeal before a game again!

Welcome to Canada

Makin' Plays

My Bombers are finally starting to get their shit together...Here's the play of the game from our last home game. Missed field goal for a TD...Beauty! Check the very last block that sprang Jovon free...That was the kicker getting his ass handed to him!

For Zonker

Because I really believe it's ok to get fat for charity...

New Mascot?

Talk Like A Pirate Day!

Arrr be darrr! It be Talk Like a Pirate Day!






Top 10 pirate pick-up lines:

10. Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly?
9. Have ya ever met a man with a real yardarm?
8. Come on up and see me urchins.
7. Yes, that is a hornpipe in my pocket and I am happy to see you.
6. I’d love to drop anchor in your lagoon.
5. Pardon me, but would ya mind if fired me cannon through your porthole?
4. How’d you like to scrape the barnacles off of me rudder?
3. Ya know, darlin’, I’m 97 percent chum free.
2. Well blow me down?
And the number one pirate pickup line is…
1. Avast! Prepare to be boarded!

The Banjo Bowl

Every Day is Caturday!

Because I don't believe in a day without cats and neither does Mischief...

Hi Ho, Hi Ho, It's Off to the Crotch of Canada I Go...

Here's hoping I don't hook up with a bunch of bad boys like I did last year, or get punched out by a Rider fan, drink to the point of regurgitation, or anything else unspeakably horrible. I do believe the big game will be aired on ESPN360.com in the States if any of my American peeps are interested in seeing what real football looks like ;-)

However, if football isn't your thing, those of you who also appreciate the fine inbred art of watermelon head-wear fashions may also enjoy the game...

Surveying the Rider Nation

I'll update it with better photos when I get back. This was the only way I could think of to embed the audio...Enjoy!

New Jokes!

Created by the one and only Zonker!



Why wasn't Jesus born in Saskatchewan?
Because they couldn't find three wise-men and a virgin.


A ventriloquist was making fun of Roughrider fans with his dummy at a bar. Then an angry rider fan stood up, rolled up his sleeves ,and yelled, "I resent that!"

The ventriloquist started apologizing to the rider fan.

The rider fan looked at him and said, " You stay outta this, I''m talking to the guy on your lap!!!!


You Might Be a Rider fan if…

You take your dog for a walk and both use the same tree.
You can entertain yourself for more than 15 minutes with a flyswatter.
Your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years.
You burn your yard rather than mow it.
The Salvation Army declines your mattress.
You have the local taxidermist on speed dial.
You come back from the dump with more than you took.
You keep a can of Raid on the kitchen table.
Your wife can climb a tree faster than your cat.
Your grandmother has “ammo” on her Christmas list.
You keep flea and tick soap in the shower.
You’ve been involved in a custody fight over a hunting dog.
You go to the stock car races and don’t need a program.
You know how many bales of hay your car will hold.
You have a rag for a gas cap.
Your house doesn’t have curtains, but your truck does.
You wonder how service stations keep their restrooms so clean.
You consider your license plate personalized because your father made it.
Your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.
You have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say “Cool Whip” on the side.
The biggest city you’ve ever been to is Wal-Mart.
Your working TV sits on top of your non-working TV.
You’ve used your ironing board as a buffet table.
A tornado hits your neighborhood and does $100,000 worth of improvements.
You’ve used a toilet brush to scratch your back.
You missed your 5th grade graduation because you were on jury duty.
You think fast food is hitting a deer at 65 mph.
And last, but not least…
Somebody tells you that you’ve got something in your teeth, so you take them out to see what it is!


Just posted at Riderfans.com:

Quote:
FER SAIL

Kustum maid wun holer Outhouse
3ft X 4ft X 7ft tall wif lokin dore
Xtras inklud: shef fer Searz katalog
or nuzepapurz; small box fer korn kobs;
baskit fer tha slik pages outa tha katalog.
No lites, no hete, no water.
Opshun: wif or wifout vint krax fer
kross vinalashun
Kontak us fer kost an shipin.


Three Rider fans are sitting on a porch. One says, ''My wife has got to be the dumbest. She's so stupid she went shoppin' today and bought an air-conditioner and we don't even have electricity!"

The others laugh.

The next Rider fan says, "Ah that ain't nothin'! My wife's dumber - she went shoppin' yesterday and had a washin' machine delivered!"

They all laughed and laughed because no one had plumbing.

The third Rider fan said, "Well, I reckon my woman has got to be the dumbest. Just this mornin' I was looking though her purse for some chewin' tobacco and I found six rubbers. Hell, she ain't got no dick!"


The seven dwarves are down in the mines when there is a cave-in. Snow White runs to the entrance and yells down to them. In the distance a voice shouts out "Saskatchewan Roughriders are good enough to win the Grey Cup." Snow White says "Well at least Dopey's alive!"

Music to Keep Awake to...

I'm burning a few CD's for the big trip to the crotch of Canada. What are your faourite road trip tunes?

Note To Self...

Listening to your local police scanner via a streaming web link is both addicting and really bad for my anxiety.

On the bright side, when I finally do go off the deep end and permanently sequester myself in my hovel I'll have something to fill my time with ;-)

T - 3 Weeks

You'd never know it, but I'm somewhat socially challenged, (I know it's really quite obvious...Just play along k?) I need some conversation starters for when I'm in Regina. Something to fall back on when "Hey, is that your sister-cousin-wife on your arm?", "Go back to the farm and beat your mother", or "The only good roughrider is your mum" doesn't spark a discussion of friendly proportions.